Why am I still single?

Short Answer: I’m a bad person.
Long Answer: I’m a really really bad person.
Only bad single women get angry when someone they’re texting with types in “retardese”. Because I don’t know what “xup wif u” means. And I don’t like that sometimes I can’t tell if you mean “been” or “being”, or “am” and “I’m”. And I want my man to PUNCTUATE, even if we’re texting. And DO NOT “K” ME. Go and K your sister and your exes. And do not tell me “Happy Buffday”. As my friend says, it’s not the act itself, but what it represents. Only bad single women don’t like men who can’t speak well. Only bad single women want man with clean, cut nails, or with an amazing sense of humor, or men who can just relate. Only bad women find it absurd that a man introduces himself with his professional title, “my name is Engineer Bla Bla” or “Barrister…”.
Only a bad woman has opinions. Opinions are for men, and feminists, who are also really bad single women. Good women accept that the man makes the sole decision on love, so it’s usually enough if the guy likes them and looks acceptable. And only a bad woman thinks that it’s okay to be choosy about who you want to annoy you for the rest of your life.
So yeah, I’m a bad woman. And I’m single because of all these petty things.
Nice one girl
Thanks a lot
Haha 😀
Abi, who sent them to whatsapp!?
Lovely piece ma’am.
Thanks Kumz! :*
Aunty yes you are bad. Looking for prince charming… Join the long queue… Find a good man and work on his flaws. Ur demands are too much
LOL! But I want my kids to be able to spell well.
Lol! Loved this…Cheers to the “Bad woman” club
Signed: loyal member
Yasss! Thanks Kay
That’s how all these women will be writing poems that will be giving somebody headache
And for every bad single lady, there’s a prince charming.
Thanks love.